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Igaroto, Taito, Mishima, Igaroto, Mishima, Taito.
Hello!
I'm Mizutamari Bond's Kanta!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
Today, we're going to learn from Mizutamari Bond.
- Yay! - Yay!
- We've been in trouble lately. - Yes.
- Most of the time, we just say whatever. - We're all funny.
We're all funny, and we say whatever.
YouTubers are usually funny, right?
If it's a video, we say it because it's being played.
We say "Hi," and stuff like that.
But we usually do crazy things, too.
At times like that, we're like, "What are you doing?"
We're like, "What are you doing?"
- We say stuff like that. - Yeah.
- Like, "I'm tired, so stop." - Yeah.
If we don't have someone to pass and catch us,
- we don't get excited. - Like, "The ball is bad."
- "Don't do it, Tony." - Yeah.
- We say, "That's no good!" - Yeah.
But at Mizutamari Bond,
- we have someone who can catch us with any ball. - Yeah, yeah.
- That's true. - Yeah.
Today, we want to learn how to respond to him.
- Let's learn! - Please!
- I think we'll be fine. - Are you sure?
From now on, the four of us...
Well, the four of us, aside from Kanta,
will be doing crazy things.
At that time, we'll see what Tommy will say.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
This time, we'll guess what he'll say, and if we get it right, we'll get closer to Tommy.
- So, let's get started. - Okay!
I think Tommy is up there right now.
- He's just sitting there. - Yeah.
- He's up there. - Yeah.
- Tommy-san. - Yeah?
Before you miss this,
can you go and set up the camera in front of Tommy?
Yeah.
Since we're different types of people,
he'll probably say, "Hey!" first.
- "Hey, Tommy!" - "Hey, Tommy!"
The crazy jokes we'll do from now on are...
You're wearing your clothes upside down.
You've gotten fat lately.
- That's what we'll say. - Huh?
- What's that? - That's hard.
- It's hard. - Wow, what is that supposed to mean?
By the way, we'll use this board for our previous project...
- Please buy it for Kanta. - We'll collect about five more.
- Yes. - I'm...
- That's fast. - I'm fine.
- You know it, huh? - You're a professional.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Then, let's start with Takeda Kecha-san. - Who is it?
- Who is it?
- No, it's me. - No, it's me.
- All of you... - It's me.
- All of you are just fighting each other. - Who is it?
- Who is it?
- Then, we'll start with Takeda Kecha-san. - I don't make songs.
- That's mean! That's mean! - Not only you, but you're passing is also bad.
- You can't pick up the ball because you keep doing this. - You can't pick it up anyway.
- Hey, you're getting fat. - No, I'm always fat, my clothes and everything are different, I'm small.
- I'm taller and at the end I say "I'm small too". - Oh, add it up.
- I can imagine it the best. - It's easy to understand.
- Hey, Toshi-chan. - Yes?
- I think Tommy knows all kinds of human information about that person. - Yeah.
- So, ask him for the staff's discipline again. - Oh!
- I think he attacks from a certain angle like that. - I see.
- The exam papers were different - The "c" was different
"c" was different
The exam papers were different, but the "c" was different
And you have to do it with your fingers
This is also a type of thing
- Let's move on to the next one - Okay
You've gained weight, haven't you?
I've been eating a lot until now
- Oh - Oh
- He's a bit of a homebody - He's a bit of a homebody
A homebody
- Let's move on to the next one - Yes, please
You've gained weight, haven't you?
No, then go home
- That's possible - That's possible
If you're like that, then go home
- I see - That's possible
How many times have you made me go home?
Why are you like this?
This is fun, so I'm going to...
- Go to the exam papers - Yes, please
I'll do my best
- I'm back - You're back
- For now, let's see the results - Shall we?
- Yes - Let's do it
Oh, it's here
- You've gained weight, haven't you? - Oh, you're right
You've gained weight, haven't you?
Hey!
- What's up with you? - What's up with you?
We've been together for 10 days, you know
Normally, you'd be like this
But this is the first video where you're not like this
I didn't know what you'd do in the first video
Well, it was sudden, and it might have been too rough
Can I move on?
I'll tell you what kind of joke this is
It says "I love meat" here, but I'm actually a vegetarian
You wrote it here, and you wrote it yourself?
You're making fun of this joke here, right?
- It's a very high degree of joke - How did you write it?
- There might be rules in it - Yeah
- You might already know - Okay, let's do it
- Are you going to eat meat today? - I don't think so
- You have a bad temper - You're mean!
I'll kill you if you eat meat
- Sounds good - Sounds good!
So you're going to change your name from "Toukai" to "Vegetarian"?
- That's a bit of a twist - That's a pretty good twist
Oh, I see. I won't quit being human
- You're starting to get it - I'm glad you like it
- I get it - I'll tell you my answer
- Are you free? - You're playing this irrelevant role
- Are you free? - Yeah
- Are you free to joke like that? - Yeah
- Let's do it - Let's do it
- Thank you for your hard work - Thank you!
I was excited about Toukai's funny joke
- But I didn't like it at all - But I didn't like it at all
Who's going to eat this?
- Are you going to change your name from "Akinator" to "Vegetarian"? - I'm actually a vegetarian
- Amamojaku, huh?
- That's right, it's vegetarian
- Well, it's fun, isn't it? - It's fun, it's fun
- It was a successful and golden challenge, wasn't it? - Yes, it was
- But you made us struggle, didn't you? - We did
- Because we thought this was going to be a big challenge - It was a good challenge
- Shall we move on to the third round? - Yes!
- I was holding my phone like this and said "Where's my Wi-Fi?"
- It's a little bad, isn't it? - Yes, it's good
- It's a little bad, isn't it? - Yes, it is
- Let's start with Tetsuya-kun - Don't say that
- Huh? Where's my Wi-Fi?
- Do you even use LINE as an astronaut?
- Yes, I do - That's a good way of saying it
- Where's my Wi-Fi? - Don't bring me such a big one
- On the other hand, you're so angry!
- It's not that big
- Heisei will end soon - Yes, yes
- Huh? Is it time for that? - Yes, yes
- He'll pick up a stick and hit you in the head
- That's a physical thing - I see
- I think he'll say "I'm about to get killed" a few times - That's true
- And he'll say "I can't help it even if you hit me"
- He always does this and that
- He'll say "I'm about to get killed"
- I think he'll say "I'm about to get killed"
- I see - I'll go and pick up my phone
- Okay, goodbye - Goodbye
- Thank you for your hard work - Thank you for your hard work
- I'm so excited that I'm talking all the time
- Where's my tip? - I put it in a 400,000 yen pocket
- What did you say? - I put it in a 400,000 yen pocket
- Who put it in? - It's my salary - Oh, it's coming
- What, what, what? - A guy who wants to die from a lightning strike?
- A man looking for a projector - Tommy, do you know about Wi-Fi?
- A man who thinks Wi-Fi is becoming a reality? - A man looking for a projector?
- Thank you - What?
- I have no idea - This is hard - Thank you
- I'm not saying you're wrong, but you're doing great - You're doing good
- If you say this in 10 days, I'll say "cheers" - But this is the last question
- This is hard - I feel bad that we're ending without a question - Please do it in some way
- Lastly, Tetsuya - I thought it'd be nice to do it like we're used to it
- I'm wearing my clothes and P-sa appears - That's not you!
- That's not you!
- I went to set up the camera with those clothes and then a snake like me came in and said "Sorry, Tommy, we came all of a sudden" - I'm sorry for asking you to exchange clothes all of a sudden
- I didn't ask you anything - I'm just watching you all the time
- Thank you! - That's how you say it? - I'll be back
- That's terrible - What would you do if you were a complete enemy?
- What are you saying? - Whatever you say, I'll answer with "i"
- P-san, I'm actually a vegetarian - Ayamachi!
- Where's your wifi? - Over there! - That's amazing!
- P-san, you've gained weight, haven't you? - I've gained weight!
- Anyway, you're P-san now - Yes!
- Okay, Toshinfei - Yes!
- You packed a box of Okazaki's "ukkuruzu" in a freezer - That's how you say it!
- You don't sound like a doppelgänger - That's funny!
- Stop saying such dangerous things! - That's true!
- It's like you're going to say something - That's true!
- I know what it is, so I'll lift up the desk in front of me and destroy P-san's brain and laugh
- Wait, wait! I thought it was a pillow, but it was a desk! - It was a desk!
- I'm sorry! - You're crazy!
- Okay, P-san, please put this away - I think P-san might die
- That's right - "Fetchiii!"
- I've said it! - You've said it!
- At first, I put the camera away and left right away, so I was really worried
- "Tetsuya, is this video okay?" - "Tetsuya, is this video okay?"
- After that, I got along well with P-san
Is Tetsuya alright?
Tetsuya, are you alright?
Is this video alright, Tetsuya?
Are you really worried about me?
Tetsuya!
Is this video alright?
You're worried about me, aren't you?
(Tetsuya's voice is getting louder)
I'm sorry for suddenly involving you guys
It's fine
I'm glad we're both 3 million people
It's not 3 million people's aura
(Tetsuya's voice is getting louder)
(Everyone starts laughing)
What are you doing?
You're P-san!
(Everyone starts laughing)
You're doing a good job
Let's raise the tension here and go even higher
Let's go even higher
You're a dark-skinned P-san
Hey!
It's the opposite!
It's the opposite of what you said in the beginning!
(laughs)
That was a good ending!
(laughs)
It's the opposite!
It's the opposite of what you said in the beginning!
It was fun!
It was fun for us too!
Don't do it with only one camera!
Take away their troubles and conflicts!
Even though it's a long interval,
the season is short.
We will guess what Tommy will say this time.
We all have been guessing it!
Say it!
This guy is dangerous!
He had the best reputation among us!
I thought you were fooling us!
I'm not!
You were good today too, right?
It was really fun
Scary, right?
This time, we, Tommy-san and T-san, learned a lot from you
T-san, you...
Thank you
From now on, we won't be able to put in our feelings of putting in everything we have into this messy prank
No, no, no
Please keep making fun of us
It's over!
The video is too scary!